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19-Dec-2020 16:49

The more you can incorporate an element that will make you standout, while remaining true to yourself and your personality, the better. The boldest thing that I have ever done has to do with my first internet date—she lived in Romania and I flew there to meet her (I was entirely convinced that she was my soul mate… Anyway it was really a triple whammy on boldness, because of my fear of flying, traveling to a new country solo and first date jitters all rolled into one. I love 80’s movies and I can dance the night away to 80s music. He is down-to-earth and romantic yet has a nerdy side.

Speaking of dance, I am recently into Salsa, and Tango… For those of you out there that are good looking and striking out with women—balance is what equals success.

Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there. if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”.

I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Six things I could never do without: I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?

One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.

so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).

The French are known for being snooty, and yet this guy takes that into consideration and pokes fun at it.

He has a great sense of humor and comes off as goofy but real.

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If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile.

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…

Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!

He’s in tuned with his tender side, opting to trade in the ocean for “daily spooning”, all the while not coming off as too girly.

He has a whimsical side and women always respond well to that—it allows them to fantasize.It’s like summer camp for makin’ movies, so I’m happy about it. I like public transportation and wandering around cities. Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.



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